Saturday, June 30, 2007

نعيب زماننا و العيب فيناو ما لزماننا عيب سوانا

نعيب زماننا و العيب فينا

و ما لزماننا عيب سوانا

و نهجو ذا الزمان بغير ذنب

و لو نطق الزمان لنا هجانا

فدنيانا التصنع و الترائي

و نحن به نخادع من يرانا

و ليس الذئب يأكل لحم ذئب

و يأكل بعضنا بعضاً عيانا

hatkalem fi short points,ha na2esh shwayet notes fi el she3r da

1- 2a3taked eno el nas fi baladna dayman beyeshteko mn el 7aal wel wad3 wel mo3anah. akid mesh kol el awda3 perfect . bas maftekersh kol wa7ed beye3mel elly 3aleh

2- i think enaha dayra . kol wa7ed fi mawke3o beysabeb azma li wa7ed tany..
ex: wa7ed beya7'od rashwa .. howa wa7ed menena ..w beysabeb azma lelly beyedfa3 el rashwa .. w beysabeb azma bardo lelly mesh beyedfa3 .3ashan sho3'lo mesh hayemshy..
el sha7's elly beyedfa3 rashwa da .. akid beye3mel 7aga bardo yebawaz biha el system elly mashy beye2her 7ad aw beyezlemo ..
fa ba2et dayra mo3'laka keda .. kol wa7ed beyeshteky mn el system w mn el zaman .. w howa fi nafs el wa2t 3amel azma

3- beydaye2ny awy mawdoo3 el kasal da . el nas betkasel te3mel sho3'laha . w betkasel ta7tafez bi kees el chispy le7ad ma tela2y zebala termih
w beykaselo yo2afo fi tabor 3ashan yeshtero 7aga , bi monasbet el tawabir .. ana kol ma agy 2a2ta3 tazkara fel metro lazem at7'ane2 .. kol marra 2ala2y wa7ed zareef yeegy ye2oly hatly tazkara ma3ak , aw wa7ed ye2om da7'el fel taboor.

4- aktar 7aga mostafeza bashofha el mo3aksa fel shaware3.. ya3ny el fale7 elly bey3akes bent da .. mota7'ayel lamma ye2olaha ya gamil . hat2olo wenta kaman gamil .. ma akid ya 2ema hatnafadlo . ya 2ema hateshtemo .. ya3ny law mesh ader 7'ales w ma7room .. bos fel 7'abasa mn 3'er ma heya ta7'od balha .. enama to3od te2ol fi kalam .. w te2afel el share3 w habal ..

5- 7aga ba2a mewadeyana wara awy .. el wasta wel kosa wel tabi7' .. howa elly beyda7'al 7ad bi wasta da . di 7aga fi kemet el fasaad ba2a .. w betgebna wara .. la2eno akid elly da7'el bi wasta da ma3andosh el kafa2a . w momken yekon 3ando kafa2a . bas fi gami3 el 7alat bete3mel 7'ala fi el system. w sa3at ketir momken tenzel bi el mostawa beta3 el makan elly mashya fiih el wasta

6- el no2ta di malhash esm awy . .bas bashofha ketir.. ya3ny momken yeb2a wa7ed beye3mel 7aga 3'alat .. bas beybarar li nafso enaha mesh 3'alat .. w lamma yeshof 7ad beye3melha .. ye2ool eh da w bosso da folan beye3mel kaza kaza .. ma3a eno howa kaman beye3mel nafs el 7aga.. bas beyetkalem bi alb gamed 3ashan ma7adesh ye3raf ..w momken yekon howa fi dema3'o 3ando mobarerat lelly beye3melo ..

Saturday, February 17, 2007

دا شعب فقري

شعر: أحمد فؤاد نجم
نظرا لأن النعمة فاقت حدها
ولإننا مش قدها
ولأن فعلا إنجازاتك
فوق طاقتنا نعدها
ولأننا غرقنا فى جمايل
مستحيل حنردها
نستحلفك ....... نسترحمك
نستعطفك .......نستكرمك
ترحمنا من طلعة جنابك حبتين
عايزين نجرب خلقة تانية ولو يومين
أسمع بقى
إحنا زهقنا من النعيم
ونفسنا فى يومين شقى
عايزين نجرب الاضطهاد
ونعوم ونغرق فى الفساد
بينى وبينك حضرتك
دا شعب فقرى مايستحقش جنتك
أنا عارفه شعب ما ينفعوش
إلا شارون وبلير وبوش
عايز يجرب الإمتهان
ويعيش عميل للأمريكان
بيمد "غازه" لإسرائيل
ويومين كمان ويمد نيل
أهو يعنى نشرب مية واحدة
ندوب فى بعض
ماء وماء وماء
ونفض سيرة الانتماء
وبلاها نعرة وطنطنة
تبقى البلاد "مستوطنة "
(متسلطنة بالسرطنة)
إية اللى خدناه م الكرامة والإباء
حبة خطب وكلام...كلام
إحنا راهنا على النظام
ورضينا بخيار السلام
(بخيار)
حنسد عين الشمس بيه
علشان مايطلعش النهار
ويطلع لمين؟
حبة معارضة مغرضين؟
وحسب بيان السلطة شلة مأجورين؟
ياعم فضك سيرة
وارضى بقسمتك
دا شعب مش فاهم أكيد
يالا أطرده من رحمتك
وإن كنت غاوى الحكم
خليك مطرحك
هاغطس واقب وأعود
بشعب يريحك
راضى وعمره مايجرحك
أخرس وما يسمعش
وأعميلك عنيه
مش كل قرش يبص
فيه
مايقولش لأه / وفين / وليه
يضرب ينفض فى السليم
وعلى الصراط المستقيم
كل اللى يعرف ينطقه
عاش الزعيم
يحيا الزعيم

Thursday, February 1, 2007

يبقى انت اكيد فى مصر

Today I will continue talking about our beloved country , by the way, I have nothing against Egypt , but for one sure thing, I hate the Egyptians for so many reasons. This doesn't imply that I am a perfect person, I do so many mistakes although I am trying to minimize their occurance.

Back to the story , last week, couple of my friends and I were out at el mokatam, and we lost our way back, until we were stopped by "lagna". the officer asked my friend to show the car license, unfortunately my friend has bought the car recently and its papers were not complete, so he had a paper to prove that the car is his. The officer asked us to step out of the car, and started to inspect us and the car as well. Then he turned to us and began the most ridiculous act I have ever seen, he said you should go to the police station and do some sort of weird stuff, and that we should be punished, he kept us there for half an hour.
Then my other friend suggested that we should give him some money and he will spare our souls :)
so , we agreed to do so. Then he told the police officer that we want to end this problem peacefully, so we gave him 20 L.E. and said to him the dirty "kol sana wenta tayeb" phrase.
He gave us our IDs back and told us not to repeat it again.

The conclusion :
1- Law is law, it should have been applied.

2- Law is not blind nor stupid, we had a proof that the car was ours, so there was no need for this tragedy.

3- I suggest as a solution that the officer should have some sort of communication with the traffic department or whatever they call it,so that he can call them and ask for the car's owner name, and give us a ticket as a punishment for not having license.
I don't see a reason prevents applying this solution, if there is really an intention to make people's life easier

4- Egyptian police is corrupted, if not th whole system is corrupted. I have a feeling that corruptions go through our vains along with blood.

This sort of corruption is present everywhere now in governmental institutions, unless you bribe people, non of your work is going to be done.



Thursday, January 25, 2007

البحر بيضحك ليه؟

I have always heard about "el ba7r beyed7ak leh", but this is my first time to know the lyrics,and I wanted to share it,,

البحر
بيضحك ليه؟ للشاعر نجيب سرور

البحر بيضحك ليه

وانا نازله ادلع املا القلل

البحر غضبان ما بيضحكش

أصل الحكاية ما تضحكش

البحر جرحه ما بيدبلش

وجرحنا ولا عمره دبل

مساكين بنضحك من البلوة

زي الديوك و الروح حلوة

سارقاها من السكين حموة

و لسة جوا القلب أمل

قللنا فخارها إناوي

بتقول حكاوي و غناوي

يا قلة الذل أنا ناوي

ما شرب و لو في المية عسل

والبحر بيضحك ليه … ليه

وانا نازلة ادلع املا القلل

Saturday, January 13, 2007

FOOOOL & Ta3meya

فــــــــول & طعميـــــــه
** من كام يوم كده ،،،،،،،،،،
* روحت اشترى سندوتشات من عند التابعى بتاع الفول والطعميه .
وشائت الاقدار انه مايكونش فى غير كاشير واحده بس اللى شغاله .
وناس كتيير وزحمه فالراجل غالبا بتاع الكاشير اقترح على الناس تقف طابور والناس سمعت كلمه طابور دى اكنهم اتشتموا شتيمه لا تغتفر
بعض الناس وقفوا فعلا فى الطابور ولكن قلة من علية القوام لم ينصاعوا
لاوامر الكاشير واللى يقوله " ايه ياعم هو احنا هنشترى فول وطعميه ولا لحمه " وفى واحد رفض تماماَ فكره الطابور دى وفضل واقف مع نفسه بيحاول يضغط على الكاشير انه يمشيه وفضل هذا الرجل واقف زى القرطاس ومامشيش .
* طبعاَ ده موقف صغير بيحصل باشكال مختلفه فى اماكن مختلفه وبيعكس تفكير الناس وانه بعض الناس واخدنها بالدراع او معندهومش القدره على انهم يستوعبوا انه بالنظام كله هيمشى .
* يمكن علشان كده الناس بتغش وناس بتاخد الحياه فهلوه وناس بتفشل فى كل حاجه ويمكن علشان كده مابينجحلناش مشروع كبير .
اخر حاجه قريتها انه مشروع توشكا اتوقف او هيتوقف علشان مافيش تمويل ومافيش دماغ ومافيش اى حاجه ،، المشروع ده كانوا بيهللو ليه ايام مابدأوه ,, ودلوقتى كل ده فى الهوا .
* برده اللى كان بيحصل فى الانتخابات ,, الناس فاكره انه لما يجعجع ويطلع مسدس ولا يخوف اللى قدامه هيكسب ,,, هو ممكن يكسب بس احنا اللى بنخسر ،، الانتخابات فى مصر كانت فضيحه بجلاجل ,,,, علشان كانت بالدراع برده .




Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Class Conflict

It will be a long post ,, But I hope you will have the patience to read it till the end

Lately they have decided in my collage to introduce new learning system called (el ta3leem el motamayez )

Which means that the students would pay more money to receive better quality education, they pay around 12,000 L.E. per year,

The concept of the presence of two quality level of education in the same governmental institution and the same location would lead to many problems, which actually started yesterday.

There was a football match in the collage between this (2e3dady motamayez) team and students from 4th year computer department, the match ended by the 4th year team wining. That’s where the problem began, the freshmen could not accept the fact that they would lose from regular people who don’t pay that much money.

A fight began between the two teams for no obvious reasons other than class conflict (sera3 tabaky) between two classes that may have no difference at all except that one class pay more that the other to get better service

Another Note : One boy told the other ( Don’t you know who I am) , well who the hell do you think you are !!!

I am not against have different quality of education, but for one sure thing, they shouldn’t be held at the same place.

By the way , every thing in our country is getting more expensive, except human beings are getting cheaper.

Thanks for your time

Friday, December 1, 2006

Egyptology

First of all , I would like to thank you for spending your precious time reading my blog
Secondly ,, The title may be a little miss leading
One day I was in my friends car driving through the crowded roads of our beloved Egypt
I kept watching the behavior of the people in the street . I have noticed couple of things
1. drivers are stupid 2. Pedstrains are more stupid
nobody respects the rules the traffic lights nor the others
Car drivers wish to run down the Pedstrains, and the Pedstrains wish to walk in the middle of the street closing their eyes
I told my friend what I have noticed.
He replied sarcastically " THIS IS EGYPOLOGY"